Lines From Alanis Morissette's "Ironic," Modified to Actually Make them Ironic by Patrick Cassels, CollegeHumor
An old man turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died the next day... of chronic emphysema from inhalation of the latex particles scratched off decades' worth of lottery tickets.
A black fly in your Chardonnay... poured to celebrate the successful fumigation of your recently purchased vineyard in southern France.
A death row pardon two minutes too late... because the governor was too busy watching Dead Man Walking to grant clemency any earlier. more »
