Heh, this site's cute retro design pulled me in. The fun content within was worth listening to the anoying timer tick while it loaded.

"According to gossip, The Housewives Tarot was introduced by housewife extraordinaire Marlene Louise Wetherbee in the early 1950s. She was a happy homemaker who seemed to have it all- a devoted husband and obedient children, a sparkling home that was the talk of the town, a fashion sense to die for, a far more than her fair share of women's intuition..." - The Housewives Tarot

Hey! That kinda sounds like me!

Seriously though...

...OK, maybe just the part about the fashion sense and the devoted husband.