I'm in a hurry today so I'll make this blog post short, sweet, and to the point (despite the obvious fact that there is no point to some of these). We'll start with the best and make our way down to the worst costumes of all time.
In this costume, she won't need a multipass to get into any place her little heart desires...
I think I saw this guy at the Creationist Museum as part of the God-Hated-Dinos-Because-They-Kept-Eating-His-People-So-He-Drowned-Them-All-In-The-Flood exhibit.
Even Jewish peeps need a superhero (you know, since Jesus wasn't good enough for them)
Now we're getting to the most stupefying... what in tarnation?
Noooo, he be wearing my bucket!
That wraps things up for this week's Five for Fri... enjoy your weekend!
Buyer beware: This harmless looking robot is just a decoy. We all know the Chinese are inventing fire-breathing robot armies to destroy Christian America! This is a direct quote from the absurd article:
"I am extremely terrified of Chinese people and again you should be too Don’t let people tell you are racist for feeling this way, because anyone in their right mind fears a gigantic Godless firebreathing robot designed to burn the life out of all things good and moral." (SIC)
Go ahead and read the entire article for a good hearty guffaw. It's hard to believe anyone "in their right mind" truly loses sleep over this, but just in case...
Let me introduce you to a kinder, gentler robot. Tweenbots are simple motorized cardboard bots created by New Yorker, Kacie Kinzer, that rely on human interaction to reach their destination. Dependent on human empathy for anthropomorphic objects, these robots travel throughout the city, unharmed, and amazingly, they always achieve their mission.
Designed at the University of Pennsylvania, this robot is made of modules that can recognize each other and it can reassemble itself after it's been pulled apart. Not quite sure what else it can do, but I'm guessing it's just a preliminary prototype for the life-sized, blazing sword-wielding, Voltron we've all been waiting for. You know, because the only use for robots is to destroy our adversaries in battle. King Zarkon, be forewarned.
More proof that robots are evil:
For brevity's sake, I'll just link you to the next video. In the future, we'll all need to know how to speak robot language in order to protect ourselves from their fiery breath of destruction. So go learn how binary numbers work in 60 seconds to get a head start and teach your children. Human civilization depends on it!
Sorry folks, Favtape has been down for a couple weeks now. No explanation. Just down. For the count? Who knows, but I was getting tired of keeping up with it anyway. So what I've decided to do instead is run with a different theme every week and this Friday, I thought it would be fitting to celebrate the death of the Five for Friday mixtapes with videos of some of the best death scenes of all time!
So now without further adieu, I present to you...
Death by entrails:
Death by garbage disposal:
Death by Chuckie... with a yardstick:
And finally, nothing says awesome death scene like William Shatner getting electrocuted... in a speedo no less:
